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http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...o.a.friend.htm
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When you are sad
I will dry your tears
When you are scared
I will comfort your fears

When you are worried
I will give you hope
When you are confused
I will help you cope

and when you are lost
and can't see the light
I shall be your beacon
shining ever so bright

This is my oath
I pledge till the end
Why you may ask
because you're a friend.

Author Unknown

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Our Favorite Inspirational Stories: http://www.nursefriendly.com/inspiration/

An Everyday Survival Kit:"Toothpick, Rubber band, Band aid, Pencil, Eraser, Chewing gum, Mint, Candy Kisses, Tea Bag Here's why: Toothpick - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others...Matt 7:1 Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.Romans 8."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...rvival.kit.htm
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Angels Unaware, Inspirational, Touching Stories:"It was a rainy night in New Orleans; at a bus station in the town, I watched a young girl weeping As her baggage was taken down. It seems she'd lost her ticket Changing buses in the night. She begged them not to leave her there With no sign of help in sight."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ls.unaware.htm
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Best Thing About Being A Nurse By Deb Tarara RN (The):"Nurses have the unique opportunity to direct the healing experience. They are the bridges between humanity and medical machines. They can say it all by sitting quietly at a bedside and saying nothing. Nurses protect and preserve dignity and the sanctity of life. The very best thing about being a nurse is having the power to start the healing before the treatment ever begins."
http://adultpain.nursing.uiowa.edu/P.../BestNurse.htm
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Cross Room (The), Religious Poems, Inspirational & Touching Stories"The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I can't go on," he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear.""
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...cross.room.htm
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Empty Chair (The), Religious Poems, Inspirational & Touching Stories:"A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...mpty.chair.htm
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Footprints In The Sand, Inspirational Stories, Religious Poems on: The Nurse Friendly:"One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the Lord."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...footprints.htm
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Gift (The), by John Gaudet, Inspiration Poems, Touching Stories:"The old lady places her shawl on the top of the bed table and opens the door below. She removes two brightly colored doilies that she painfully knitted over the course of two weeks. She holds them with long fingers gnarled and slowed with age. She made them for the redheaded girl who comes to clean her room. She has come to anticipate the sounds of her cleaning cart coming down the hall as she stops at every room and does her duty. She is very friendly and the old lady loves to hear her talk of her little girl and her life as she bustles around the room making the bed and cleaning the floor. They have a special relationship these two and the old lady loves to talk of times past and things done."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...n/the.gift.htm
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Greatest Pain In Life (The):"The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored.To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all. To have someone you care about so much throw a party and not tell you about it. "
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...in.in.life.htm
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Lonely Road (The):"A man was driving home one evening, on a two-lane country road. Work in this small mid-western community, was almost as slow as his beat-up Pontiac. But he never quit looking. Ever since the factory closed, he'd been unemployed, and with winter raging on, the chill had finally hit home. It was a lonely road. Not very many people had a reason to be on it, unless they were leaving. Most of his friends had already left. They had families to feed and dreams to fulfill. But he stayed on."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...onely.road.htm
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My Hope For You:"I hope you woke up this morning with a big smile on your face . . I hope the sun is shining just for you and the birds are singing their very best songs ..."
http://millennium.fortunecity.com/sw...y/218/hope.htm
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Nurses are Angels: Poems from Patients and Nurses about the care we give and that patient's receive. NAA was created and is hosted by Christy Gerber Jones, an RN at Miami Valley Hospital, Dayton, Ohio.
http://www.NursesAreAngels.com
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