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Old 10-16-2004, 05:15 AM   #1
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The nurse\'s pen....

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some *******'s got my pen!"

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