Nurse, Are my testicles black?

[Aaron C.]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial
Sponge bath.

Nurse"he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my
Testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies"I don't knowSir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and
Feet."

He struggles to ask again"Nurse are my testicles
Black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
>From worry about his testicles she overcomes her

Embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown holds his penis in one hand and
His testicles in the other lifting and moving them
Around.

Then she takes a close look and says"There's

Nothing wrong with them Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask smiles at her and
Says very slowly"Thank you very much. That was
Wonderful but listen very very closely...

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

[cougarnurse]

All I can say is:

[LivingDeadNurse]

hee hee that one never gets old