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11-17-2005, 09:48 PM
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Mood:    | Nuns Are Not Spinsters, Religious Jokes, Medical Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/spinsters A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law ************************************************** **** Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.nursinga2z.com |
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