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11-20-2004, 04:42 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: IN
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| Nuns in the hospital Subject: Fw: Nuns at the Hospital >> >> >> > >> > >> > > >> > > A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He >> awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic >> hospital. >> > > >> > > As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. >> > > He >> > > replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." >> > > >> > > The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in >> > > the >> > > bank." >> > > >> > > The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, >> > "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun." >> > > >> > > The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are >> > married to God." >> > > >> > > The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law." |
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