not exactly a tactful joke, but funny nevertheless

[Aaron C.]

Someone emailed me this one... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
married next month.

My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but
really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding
together and invited
me to
her place
to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
bit
beyond what we had expected it to be.
We reviewed the list and
trimmed it down to
just
under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that
in a month I would
be a married man and that before that happened, she
wanted to have sex
with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and
on her way said
that
I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew
exactly
how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out
the front
door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
father-in-law to
be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted
to be sure I was
a
good kid
and would be true to their little girl. I shook his
hand and he
congratulated me on
passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did,
and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my
character? Or
should
I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact
that the reason I
was
walking out to my car was to get a condom?