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Old 09-09-2005, 10:43 PM   #1
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No More Bad News, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor

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Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?

Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.

Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.

Patient: Good grief! What's the good news?

Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.

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