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02-01-2007, 10:56 AM
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  | Nice Place, Geriatric Jokes, Nursing Home Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatric A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main hallway and went to talk with the administrators. The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doc piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright. The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright. The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned. "Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place." The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart." ************************************************** **** More Getting Older Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursefriendly.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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02-02-2007, 01:19 AM
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| Re: Nice Place, Geriatric Jokes, Nursing Home Humor I love this one! I've heard it before, but it just makes me crack up!
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