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The Newlyweds, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Wedding Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....newlyweds.htm
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A 75-year-old tycoon and his 22-year-old bride were on their way from the wedding reception to the honeymoon suite at the Plaza.

Suddenly he had a tremendous heart attack.

Paramedics labored furiously over his frail body as the ambulance rushed across town.

The tycoon's pulse remained feeble and erratic, however, one of the medics turned to the young bride.

"How about giving your husband a few words of encouragement?

I think he could use them," he suggested.

"Okay," she agreed with a shrug, leaning toward the stretcher.

"Honey, I hope you perk up real fast.

I'm so horny I'm ready to hop on one of these cute guys in white."

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See also:

A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....real.lady.htm
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...rs.younger.htm
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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ting.bulls.htm
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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...nds.of.sex.htm
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Men Are Like . . ., Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...n.are.like.htm
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Following Orders, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ing.orders.htm
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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...stands.for.htm
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The Escapee, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...he.escapee.htm
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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...r.than.men.htm
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The Blind Date, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...blind.date.htm
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