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Old 05-09-2007, 12:56 AM   #1
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A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system.

Turns out his password had expired automatically and he didn’t have a clue how to reset it.

She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass the older nurse manager he told her to enter PENIS.

Without blinking or saying a word she entered the password.

She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****

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