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11-11-2005, 07:00 PM
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  | New Ears, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/ears A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears." "Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's." "You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing ************************************************** **** Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.jocularity.com |
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