never argue with a woman

[LivingDeadNurse]

Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the
husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a
book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If
you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he
left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.