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09-28-2007, 02:29 AM
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|  Nanda Dx The ER I work in uses LPNs (AND I LOVE THEM!!) And tonight in a rare break we were all talking, and the subject of NANDA dx came up, and LPNs not being able to assign them to pt's t my hospital (super dumb)..which lead to the often repeated comment "there are so stupid why do we bother." So we decided that NANDA needs to come up with some real ER relivant dxs. Such as my personal fav of the the night; IQ incompatable with life. SO LET'S HEAR IT...EVERYONE BUT IN YOUR BEST "REAL" FUNNY NURSING dx
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09-28-2007, 08:46 AM
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Mood:   | Re: Nanda Dx TSTL Syndrome? (Too stupid to live) 'Cat' |
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11-17-2007, 07:09 AM
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| Re: Nanda Dx Failure to Succeed (Suicide Attempt)  |
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11-26-2007, 01:10 PM
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Mood:  | Re: Nanda Dx (D.S.)Darwinian Syndrome, for attempting to remove themselves from the gene pool.
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11-26-2007, 01:12 PM
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Mood: | Re: Nanda Dx UTW,under the weather BNC, brain not connected OTE, over the edge NBA, no brain available NFL, non functioning lifeform AI factor, anti inteligence factor NS-OIL, no signs of inteligent life F D I C-Ook, found dead in cranium, otherwise OK
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11-26-2007, 06:58 PM
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Mood: | Re: Nanda Dx Snork! (As I try not to spew my drink out my nose) I tell ya, these are some doozies, but true. |
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11-28-2007, 08:47 AM
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Mood: | Re: Nanda Dx NIF, no intelegence found NBWWF, never believe what we found DIA, done it again NBHTH, never believe how this happened W I T, what is that?????? tswHYWT, this started with HEY YALL WATCH THIS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITES=== tgh----thats gotta hurt!!
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