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Old 08-18-2002, 03:33 PM   #1
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My favorite quote......for now

<font color=purple>Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
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Old 10-14-2002, 03:48 AM   #2
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License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote. -Carl Spackler
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Varmit cong,,hmmmmm very interesting concept. But even more scarier is the use of the words government and superioer intelligence in th same sentence. Something to ponder... Jerry
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"If your too openminded your brains will fall out"
But don't knoe who said it.
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'Use of the 'q' word during my shift will result in bodily harm.' (And I am NOT talking about my own....).
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Don't know who said it 1st but was watching a documentary last night on the great racehorse Barbaro and it began with..... " Some animals have the ability to help us reach a place in our hearts we can't get to by ourselves."


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