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nursinghumor · 10-14-2006, 01:34 AM

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While working at the lumber yard pushing a tree through the buzz saw, a guy accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor's says, "Yuk! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

The guy says, "I haven't got the fingers."

The doctor says, "What do you mean, 'you haven't got the fingers'? It's the 21st Century. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

He says, "Well, heck, doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."

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Samantha82 · 10-16-2006, 02:36 PM

haha. How did the poor guy get to the hospital without help or fingers?

10-14-2006, 01:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
nursinghumor Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,163	Modern Technology, Medical Jokes, Emergency Department Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/er While working at the lumber yard pushing a tree through the buzz saw, a guy accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor's says, "Yuk! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." The guy says, "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, 'you haven't got the fingers'? It's the 21st Century. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" He says, "Well, heck, doc, I couldn't pick 'em up." ************************************************ ** More Emergency Room Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/er Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

10-16-2006, 02:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Samantha82 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 4	Re: Modern Technology, Medical Jokes, Emergency Department Humor haha. How did the poor guy get to the hospital without help or fingers?

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