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Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm,
Full-bodied, and can keep
You up all night long.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
Right for your hips.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite
Sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take
Them anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but
That's about it.

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're
Always in your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get
The hang of it.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and
Are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep
Up on your butt.

Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they
Lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and
the ones that are left are handicapped
Or extremely small.

Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a
Hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on
the table.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how
Many inches you'll get or how long he
will last.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and
unreliable.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like....The Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either
one of them.

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