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  | Medical Advances, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency department of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've go microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?" "Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up." ************************************************** **** More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 |
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