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Old 08-26-2003, 11:40 AM   #1
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A little old man...

A little old man shuffled......slooooowly....... into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself........slooooowly.........painfully....... ....up onto a stool.
After catching his breath...............he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis".
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