[nursinghumor]

For the past three years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a distant country inn.

The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.

On his next visit, he arrived looking forward to an exciting few days.

As he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, he stopped short.

There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried.

"I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

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