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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.

She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"

He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.

The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"

"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.

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More Legal Jokes:

Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers
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Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eating
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/kick
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Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/experiment/
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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/end
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A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pearly
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Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/with
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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/consultation
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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/you
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