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  | Keep Off The Grass! Emergency Department Jokes, Operating Room Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/grass One night in the Emergency Department, a punk rocker entered complaining of severe abdominal pain and a fever. The young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: “Keep off the grass!” After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said: “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.” ************************************************** **** More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.4nursingstudents.com http://www.4travelnursing.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.lopez1.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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