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| Super Moderator | Keep Off The Grass! Emergency Department Jokes ************************************************** **** Keep Off The Grass! Emergency Department Jokes, Operating Room Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/grass ************************************************** **** One night in the Emergency Department, a punk rocker entered complaining of severe abdominal pain and a fever. The young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: “Keep off the grass!” After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said: “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.” ************************************************** **** Hello Everyone, If you like our jokes, please pass them on to a friend (or two (smile)). To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com Or visit http://www.nursinghumor.com/new Nursing Chat, Discussion Forums, http://www.nursingdiscussions.com ************************************************** **** More Emergency Department Jokes How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/how ************************************************** **** She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/it ************************************************** **** Golfing Injury, Golf Jokes, Emergency Humor:"A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole." http://www.nursinghumor.com/injury ************************************************** **** Emergency Response Times, Paramedic Jokes, EMS Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/response ************************************************** **** A Bad Day of Golf, Emergency Room Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat." http://www.nursinghumor.com/bad ************************************************** **** Have A Heart, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical/Nursing Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/have ************************************************** **** Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic ************************************************** **** The Candle And The Penis....: http://www.nursinghumor.com/candle/ ************************************************** **** An Evaluation of Humour in Emergency Work: http://www.massey.ac.nz/~trauma/issu...7-3/moran1.htm ************************************************** **** Emergency Nursing World's Humor Section http://enw.org/Humor.htm ************************************************** **** ************************************************** **** To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. Send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursinghumor.com Clinical Nursing Cases: Send a blank message to: clinicalnursingcases-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursingcasestudy.com Inspirational Stories: Send a blank e-mail to: inspirationalstories-subscribe@topica.com http://www.inspirationalnursing.com Any questions, please drop me a line. To chat, we are “Nursefriendly” on aol or 6116137 on ICQ. Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, BS RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursefriendly.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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