[Judyd]

The Happy Sparrow

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who
decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon
the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to
fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings
and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow
passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow
thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and
defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he
started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and hearing the
chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the
manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.



The moral of the story:


Everyone who ****s on you is not necessarily your enemy.
Everyone who gets you out of the [censored] is not necessarily your friend.
And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of [censored], keep your mouth shut.