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  | If Men Got Pregnant, Battle of The Sexes Joke http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...t.pregnant.htm ************************************************** **** 1. Maternity leave would last two years.. with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would be obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rate as the nation's number one health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They would not think twins were quite so cute. 9. Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10 PM. 10. Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags. 11. They would have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." 12. Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. 13. They would stay in bed for the entire nine months. 14. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as entrees. 15. 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