i didn't do it

[LivingDeadNurse]

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
> His 3 children were outside, still in their pj’s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
> The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found as even bigger mess. A lamp was knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall, In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing’s.
> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass laid under the table , and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pj’s, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how was his day.
> He looked bewildered and asked, “what happened here today?” She again smiled and answered, “you know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do all day? Yes was his reply. She answered “well , today I didn’t do it.