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Old 09-14-2004, 04:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed.

Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's disease research.

It is now projected that by the year 2015 there will be fifty million people wandering around with huge breasts or erections that can't remember what to do with them.

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