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He’s Not Moving, On the Job Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...not.moving.htm
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."

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See also:

Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...ecautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marria...d-looking.html
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursin...cal-jokes.html
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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...hurt-much.html
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the...illnesses.html
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...nd-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedsid...sty-tools.html
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...ciousness.html
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-psychi...-the-dark.html
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...ness-trip.html
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ex.therapy.htm
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...t.op.blues.htm
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...n.the.east.htm
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