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  | Have A Heart, Emergency Department Jokes, Patient Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/ A man in severe chest pain/pressure is brought to the hospital ER and diagnosed with a massive MI. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker". The man quickly responds, "the attorney's". The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?" The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!" ************************************************** **** More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.4nursingstudents.com http://www.4travelnursing.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.lopez1.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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