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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor

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A patient was lying in his hospital bed when his orthopedic surgeon walked in.

"Mr. Smith, I have some good news & bad news, which would you like first?"

“I'll have the bad news first," he replied.

"We had to amputate both of your legs."

"Oh no, oh lord-give me the good news," the man exclaimed.

"Well the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"

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