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Hope this gives you a chuckle!!

Some of the artists from the 60's are re-releasing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate Baby Boomers...

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It through the Grape Nuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel like Napping"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help from Depends"