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| Super Moderator | The Good, Bad and the Ugly, Parenting Jokes, Relationship Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/ Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter has them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. UGLY: He looks better than you. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets UGLY: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your son's finally is maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. UGLY: So are you. Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. UGLY: She's a lawyer. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the same idea. UGLY: You have to wait. ***************************************** More Parenting Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/parenting Andrew Lopez, RN Nursing Scrubs, Medical Uniforms, Accessories http://www.4nursinguniforms.com |
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