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A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her.

Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, "Miss, I'm sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first class; I'm afraid you'll have to move." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a model."

Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant. The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely, "I'm sorry, Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll have to move back." The blonde replies, sweetly, "I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a model" -- and shows no signs of moving.

Frustrated, the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he'll deal with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to the rear, and observes the blonde seated comfortably in first class. Approaching her with a smile, the captain leans over and speaks quietly into the blonde's ear. Almost immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up, and moves quickly to the coach compartment.

Slightly amazed, the senior flight attendant asks the captain, "Captain, I'm impressed ... what did you say to her?" The captain grinned slyly and said, "I just told her that the first class cabin doesn't go to New York."

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See also:

Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....big.words.htm
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...dium.large.htm
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...worse.news.htm
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing....physician.htm
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...obsessions.htm
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...treatment.html
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...-bad-news.html
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medica...ecautions.html
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marria...d-looking.html
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursin...cal-jokes.html
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