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Old 08-04-2004, 06:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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give him a push

A loud pounding on the door awakens a man and his wife at 3 o'clock
in the morning. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three 'clock in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his
wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help
him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring
out!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I
think you should help him, and should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes
back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes,
please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: give him a push

Heh, Heh,

See what happens when you try to be a Good Samaritan?

Just kidding. . .

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