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Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?

Beauty Shop: Dye now!

Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.

Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Computer Store: Out for a quick byte

Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.

Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hotel: Help!" We need inn - experienced people.

Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.

Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

Music Library: Bach in a minuet

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push"

Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.

Scientist's Door: Gone Fission

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left

Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.

The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition

Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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Andrew Lopez, RN
http://www.nursinghumor.com