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11-18-2007, 10:55 PM
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| A funny nursing joke Hello everyone... Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?" Well, this is a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went. The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, drinked its contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time."
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11-19-2007, 05:49 AM
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  | Re: A funny nursing joke I think that would make even me cringe (I've been a nurse over a decade). Thanks for sharing. Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.4nursing.com |
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11-26-2007, 11:56 AM
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| Re: A funny nursing joke Just the thaught is enough to, well ahh yea, to make a long story short I work long term care and well, um I have a lot of "ALLtheTIMERS" residents, and ummmm......
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