Excess Weight, Medical Jokes, Obesity Humor

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Excess Weight, Medical Jokes, Obesity Humor
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"Well, Jonathan, what are you going to do about the excess weight you're carrying around," the doctor asked.

"I don't understand it, Doc," Jonathan replied, "I just can't seem to lose weight. I must have an overactive thyroid."

"Jonathan, the tests show that your thyroid is perfectly normal," replied the doctor. "If anything is overactive, it's your fork."

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Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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