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10-22-2005, 05:05 PM
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  | Doctor's Advice, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical At his wife's insistence, her husband finally went to his doctor for a check up. "You look terrible," said the doctor. "Do you drink?" "Why yes, plenty." Said the patient. "I start every day with a bottle of schnapps." "And with that cough," the doctor continued, "you probably are a smoker." "You bet," he said, "Three packs a day for me." "Look," the doctor said. "You are not a healthy man. You're going to have to give up smoking and drinking right away, and that's an order. And before you go, that'll be $50 for my advice." The patient replies, "So who's taking it?" ************************************************** **** Andrew Lopez, RN http://www.jocularity.com |
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