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Old 04-18-2005, 01:24 AM   #1
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Portion of deposition in court:
Attorney;"Was the before mentioned patient dead at the time of the autopsy?"
Doctor;"Do you actually have a license?"
Attorney;You must answer the question."
Doctor;"No"
Attorney;"Why could it not be possible for the patient to be alive?"
Doctor;"Because his brains were sitting in a jar on the counter at the time of the autopsy."
Attorney;"Even so, could it still be possible that the patient could have been alive?"
Doctor;"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere at that time."
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