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  | Differences Between You And The Boss ************************************************** **** Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com ************************************************** **** When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being bullheaded. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. ************************************************** **** Hello Everyone, If you like our jokes, please pass them on to a friend (or two (smile)). To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com Or visit http://www.nursinghumor.com/new Nursing Chat, Discussion Forums, http://www.nursingdiscussions.com ************************************************** **** See Also: Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. 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One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse" http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing ************************************************** **** My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive." http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing.../my_prayer.htm ************************************************** **** Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...licymaking.htm ************************************************** **** Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ong.answer.htm ************************************************** **** ************************************************** **** To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. 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