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Didn’t Do It, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor
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One day a man came home from work to find everything in total disorder. The children were still in their pajamas, playing outside in the mud.

As he entered the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dirty dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a small pile of sand by the back door, and a puddle of milk under the table.

Passing the family room, he noticed there were toys and clothing thrown all over the floor.

Concerned that his wife might be ill or something might have happened to her, he headed up the stairs to look for her, carefully stepping over toys along the way. He reached the bedroom and found his wife lounging in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.

She look up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. Bewildered, he asked, "What happened here today?"

Smiling she replied, "You know when you come home from work every day and ask me what I did today/"

"Yes," he replied.

"Well, today I didn't do it!" she answered.

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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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The Wisdom of A Navajo Man, Indian Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/navajo
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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It's Mighty Dark In Here, Infidelity Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/here/
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This is Heaven, Died & Gone To Heaven Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/this
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She's In A Romantic Mood, Getting Older Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/romantic
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Wrong Number, Infidelity Jokes, Cheating Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wrong
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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick
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Three Envelopes, Gallows Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/envelopes
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Not Quite Like The Others, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/others
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Would You Remarry? Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/remarry
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Bringing Home A Second Wife, Marriage Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/second
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms
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