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One day a man came home from work to find everything in total disorder. The children were still in their pajamas, playing outside in the mud.

As he entered the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dirty dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a small pile of sand by the back door, and a puddle of milk under the table.

Passing the family room, he noticed there were toys and clothing thrown all over the floor.

Concerned that his wife might be ill or something might have happened to her, he headed up the stairs to look for her, carefully stepping over toys along the way. He reached the bedroom and found his wife lounging in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.

She look up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. Bewildered, he asked, "What happened here today?"

Smiling she replied, "You know when you come home from work every day and ask me what I did today/"

"Yes," he replied.

"Well, today I didn't do it!" she answered.

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Andrew Lopez, RN
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