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Old 11-13-2006, 09:47 AM   #1
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Contraceptive Jelly, Birth Control Jokes, Patient Education Humor

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A young girl is getting married, so she goes to her doctor to find out which contraceptive she should use.

After a lengthy discussion with him she decides on the diaphragm.

After 2 weeks of marriage, she comes back to the doctor & says she must be dying or something.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I seem to have this awful discharge down there."

"Are you using the diaphragm like I told you?"

"Yes, every time I have intercourse," she replies.

"And what kind of jelly are you using?"

"Grape."

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