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Old 03-09-2008, 11:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Concerning Driving Safety, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor

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Overheard by the public health nurse at the senior complex:

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up, I can't hear you," said a fourth.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

"Well, thank God we can all still drive!," said a woman cheerfully.

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