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Old 04-20-2009, 07:44 PM   #1
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Viagra Humor

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A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.

"Have you considered trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

"No problem -- there's away around that," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee -- he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and the doctor inquires as to how things went.

"Oh doctor, it was horrible, horrible, horrible!"

"What happened?" asks the doctor, aghast.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, ripped my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was horrible!"

"What was horrible?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not fulfilling?"

"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years. But I don't think I'll ever be able to show my face at Starbucks again!"

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Old 04-24-2009, 04:08 PM   #2
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Re: Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Viagra Humor

LOL, love this one!!! I have heard a few great viagra jokes but this one takes the cake jajaja. I read this viagra joke one last week some guys slips Viagra into his friends vitamins before going to the gym, hilarious results!
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