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| Super Moderator | Cleaner Polishes Off Patients, Medical Jokes Cleaner Polishes Off Patients, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/ ************************************************** **** This is true story from the newspaper The Cape Times (South Africa): "For several months, our nurses have been baffled to find a patient dead in the same bed every Friday morning" a spokeswoman for the Pelonomi Hospital (Free State, South Africa) told reporters. "There was no apparent cause for any of the deaths, and extensive checks on the air conditioning system, and a search for possible bacterial infection, failed to reveal any clues." "However, further inquiries have now revealed the cause of these deaths... "It seems that every Friday morning a cleaning lady would enter the ward, remove the plug that powered the patient's life support system, plug her floor polisher into the vacant socket, then go about her business. When she had finished her chores, she would plug the life support machine back in and leave, unaware that the patient was now dead. She could not, after all, hear the screams and eventual death rattle over the whirring of her polisher". "We are sorry, and have sent a strong letter to the cleaner in question. Further, the Free State Health and Welfare Department is arranging for an electrician to fit an extra socket, so there should be no repetition of this incident. The inquiry is now closed." (Cape Times) The headline of the newspaper story was, "Cleaner Polishes Off Patients" ************************************************** **** More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts." http://www.nursinghumor.com/need ************************************************** **** Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed ************************************************** **** Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged: http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols ************************************************** **** Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items." http://www.nursinghumor.com/late ************************************************** **** The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision ************************************************** **** Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands." http://www.nursinghumor.com/play ************************************************** **** Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted ************************************************** **** Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/ ************************************************** **** How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/how ************************************************** **** Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up." http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf ************************************************** **** She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/it ************************************************** **** New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open." http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary ************************************************** **** ************************************************** **** To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. 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