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http://www.nursinghumor.com/candle

One evening, a young man came waddling into the room assisted by his young wife.

"I want to speak to the doctor," he says.

"Could you tell me what the problem is?" replied the woman behind the desk.

"I want to speak to the doctor," he replies. His wife begins to snicker.

Eventually the doctor comes and gets the story.

The couple are newlyweds. It was her birthday.

The man decided to surprise her.

His plan was to insert a small birthday candle into his erect penis, light it, and walk into the room singing "happy birthday to you."

Well, when he inserted the little candle, he coughed, and the candle was pulled out of sight.

The efforts of his panic to retrieve it only caused the candle to go down further.

The doctor had to sedate him with valium and recruit several of the ER staff to assist in extracting the candle.

As the young woman assisted her wobbly husband out to the car, the laughter from the ER could be heard for blocks.

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