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  | Blind Drunk, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/drunk A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come but halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. ************************************************** **** More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links |
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