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http://www.4nursing.com/humor-pet-jo...ar-monkey.html
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, "replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first..."

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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-pet-jo...th-humans.html
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Cat Wisdom, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...cat.wisdom.htm
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You Know You Are A Dog Person When, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...erson.when.htm
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Reasons To Own A Cat Over A Dog, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...over.a.dog.htm
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How Cats Are Like Women, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...like.women.htm
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Jesus Is Watching You, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...tching.you.htm
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Sleeping With His Patients, Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...s.patients.htm
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Ran Out Of Gas, Pet Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...out.of.gas.htm
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The Second Opinion, Pet Jokes, Animal-Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...nd.opinion.htm
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Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...adjustment.htm
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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats As Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet & Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...ts.as.pets.htm
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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...he.adopted.htm
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The Mother-In-Law's Visit, Veterinary Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage...her.in.law.htm
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/...erinarians.htm
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