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Old 04-08-2002, 07:14 PM   #1
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\"B_ LLS _IT\" Bingo

For your next meeting, seminar, etc.1. Prepare your "BS" bingo card by drawing a square and dividing it with five squares down and across. You will have 25 blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
"synergy"
"strategic fit"
"core competencies"
"out of the box"
"bottom line"
"revisit"
"take that off-line"
"24/7"
"out of the loop"
"benchmark"
"value-added"
"proactive"
"win-win"
"think outside the box"
"fast-track"
"result driven"
"empower/empowerment"
"knowledge base"
"at the end of the day"
"touch base"
"mindset"
"client focused"
"ballpark"
"game plan"
"leverage"
3. Check off the appropriate box when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and yell "B_ LLS_ _T!

Testimonials from satisfied "BS" Bingo players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically!"
What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BS" for the third time in two hours>"
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Old 04-08-2002, 08:39 PM   #2
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Re: \"B_ LLS _IT\" Bingo

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."

Yeah, I'll try that during post conference at clinicals next week....Then I'll be on here full time!
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