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  | Autopsy Cross Examination, Legal Jokes, Malpractice Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/autopsy Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No. Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began he autopsy? Witness: No. Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. ************************************************** **** More Legal Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/legal Now would anyone be surprised if this were an actual quote from a court of law. Not I. . . . Sincerely, Andrew Lopez, RN Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051 http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly” 856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618 150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links http://www.4nursing.com http://www.jocularity.com http://www.nursinga2z.com http://www.nursingdiscussions.com http://www.nursinghumor.com http://www.nursefriendly.com http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com http://www.nursingexperts.com |
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